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me in the pussy if im being fully honest
i appreciate your candid tell all style approach to my posts
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Archive moodboard for @sunshinebambii:
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tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:
wtf happened to this screenshot
you’re reading it from the line cook’s perspective
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why is this written like it’s trying to hypnotize me into making a batch of caramelized onions, and more importantly, why is it working
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What if I formatted my resume like one of those porn bot bios?
😝Massachusetts🎀Bachelor’s degree in biology🍉’17/😘🍑♑️/💎Microsoft Office💯
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“aren’t you tired of being nice” no!!!! i’m tired of everyone else being mean!!!!!!!!
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i was feeling silly at the gas station today so i said to the cashier that i’ll take my gas “to go” and i could see her imagining what it would be like to jump over the counter and strangle me to death
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Paul Cumbie, Doll House, 1883 | Modeled after the Vanderbilt mansion at 660 Fifth Ave, New York
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