Robin Sharma (via gezel)
The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
Nirvana - Heart Shaped Box Lullaby
Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman
Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
*banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
i’m so popular at parties i make the best mixed drinks
fbi put your hands in the air
Haha I haven’t started any of my summer projects school starts in less than a month haha I hate myself :)