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My name is Sarah, I don't do much. Anything that you wanna know just ask :)


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"Don’t live the same year 75 times and call it a life."

Robin Sharma (via gezel)


veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.









Nirvana - Heart Shaped Box Lullaby











ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman



buttercakesandteacafe:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH




thisshitfunny:

cocknurse:

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  • Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
  • Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
  • Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

snorlaxatives:

i’m so popular at parties i make the best mixed drinks

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beesmygod:

evitron:

google boob

fbi put your hands in the air




Haha I haven’t started any of my summer projects school starts in less than a month haha I hate myself :)